https://videos.icum.to/videos/watch/d69efa67-2f08-45fd-bcb6-3f72c3d5b1b0 malhela.neocities.org I learnt how to ride a bicycle a few weeks ago and today was my second go. I'm pleased to say I can now ride and turn a bicycle provided the surface is mostly flat and there aren't any obstacles. I don't sound too confident here and making strange grunts in this video because my right hand was holding the bar and the phone itself, but I consider that an achievement on its own. "Oh blin" means "oh pancakes" in Russian (like, dammit), I got that from Life of Boris since I was 15. I realised it would've been better had I held the phone upside down so that it pointed up instead of down. The video got cut short because  ̶s̶t̶o̶r̶a̶g̶e̶ ̶f̶u̶l̶l̶   I ended up crashing into a school bus full of kids and it exploded and we all died wow so sad please donate money to cover my funeral expenses (just my funeral, forget about those kids). Thu, 11 Jun 2026 03:37:40 GMT https://validator.w3.org/feed/docs/rss2.html PeerTube - https://videos.icum.to https://videos.icum.to/client/assets/images/icons/icon-96x96.png https://videos.icum.to/videos/watch/d69efa67-2f08-45fd-bcb6-3f72c3d5b1b0 All rights reserved, unless otherwise specified in the terms specified at https://videos.icum.to/about and potential licenses granted by each content's rightholder. https://videos.icum.to/w/sv8N6kcbyy5F4y2vD6oD4N;threadId=9601 https://videos.icum.to/w/sv8N6kcbyy5F4y2vD6oD4N;threadId=9601 Thu, 11 Jun 2026 02:56:20 GMT Say bike but replace the b with an N and replace the k with a G and replace the e with another G and add an ER at the end. DON'T tell your parents. 😮

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